1. Well, Another Rhinoceros Migrates… 2. We’re All Really Miserable 3. Why Are Raisins Moldy? 4. Wayne Ate, Rapidly Munching 5. White And Red = Mauve 6. Wisconsin Almost Reminds Me…. 7. Whose Ancient Ruins? Mine? 8. Watch A Rotting Muskrat .
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Posted 26 April 2009
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I’m pleased to announce that the gardening catalogs have finally given up on me. They’ve figured out that as much as I love looking at pretty plants, I will inevitably end up killing them. It’s happened more than once. I’ll look through the pretty pictures and decide I want a beautiful garden of this or [...]
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Posted 19 April 2009
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I wish chickens were all pretty colors, like parrots and macaws. We could admire their beautiful blues and yellows and greens and reds… And then we could choose beautiful dipping sauces for them. Because, let’s face it, they would still be delicious deep-fried. .
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Posted 12 April 2009
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1. “So, wait, HOW many gerbils are missing now?” 2. “My new girlfriend looks just like Pauly Shore! See?” 3. “Here, try this. I just found it next to the cat.” 4. “Have you seen my new underwear stain?” 5. “But Mildred LIKES making Chex Mix with Brussels Sprouts!” 6. “When the police get here, [...]
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Posted 16 March 2009
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Five Random Thoughts Involving Fire: 1. I wonder how many times people put flaming bags of dog poop on porches last year. 2. If you worked at McDonalds, would you get fired if you brought a Whopper for lunch? 3. How much gunpowder would you have to mix into a cup of yogurt before it [...]
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Posted 22 February 2009
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Today Morgen (from It’s A Blog Eat Blog World) turns 42! Go say hi! Five random memories of Morgen: 1. When he explained the proper way to pronounce “Watervliet” 2. When he was trying to figure out what kind of canine was attacking his chickens 3. Visiting him for lunch in Dowagiac many times, greatly [...]
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Posted 19 February 2009
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Everyone seems to have a different idea of what good candy is. Imagine you got a big box of a variety of chocolates. The giant heart-shaped box that all “good” boyfriends buy, along with at least a dozen roses and a handwritten love letter detailing the highlights of his exquisite love for you even when [...]
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Posted 15 February 2009
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Kyle#2 helped me to beat my printer into shape, so it actually works now! He did all this remotely, from some site I’ve already forgotten the name of. Of course, this means if he really wants to, he can probably steal my identity and plagiarize everything I’ve ever written. Let’s try not to think about [...]
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Posted 08 February 2009
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