I didn’t feel so well today, and I have no idea why. Possibly the universe is trying to tell me something. It could be the following, for instance: 1. Don’t drink an entire liter of diet coke. The chemicals will dissolve a nail, and now they’re dissolving your internal organs. Especially the important ones. 2. [...]
Good news! Yesterday it was slightly cooler. This means we only had the lower 80′s instead of the upper 80′s and 90′s. Still hot enough to make me daydream about doing sit-ups in a vat of mint chocolate chip ice cream, but at least it’s progress in the right direction. Today it’s supposed to be [...]
It is hot enough to melt the nose off of an evil clown. Which, I guess, is good news for all you clown haters out there. Will someone please pass me a bucket of ice cubes?
It’s been so nice to have a 4-day weekend, I thought I might actually post something here. No doubt you guys were probably suspecting my untimely death, after I’d gone for so long without posting. Things that happened since my previous post: 1) I broke a nail 2) I discovered that “California Pizza Kitchen” brand [...]
1. Hot Underground Happenings 2. Heavy Uranium Huts 3. Hasselhoff’s Ultimate Haircut 4. Halitosis = Unpleasant Hello 5. Huge Unprecedented Headache
I’m getting more and more tired these days! Little kids never seem to really WANT to take naps; they whine about it even if they really are tired. Adults sometimes take naps on purpose. Older folks have naps spontaneously “happen” to them. I’m becoming increasingly more likely to belong to that third group. Every afternoon [...]
Penguins On Prozac Poppies Ogling Peonies Perhaps Onions Pollute Palpate Olives Privately Pretend Ohio’s Perplexed Pie? Ohhhh! Please!!! .
You’ve all probably heard the old joke about April Showers: Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? A: Pilgrims! (*pause for groan*) I appreciate the whole idea of knowing the precipitation in advance, but it would be nice if months could bring things I actually use. For example, September could bring [...]
