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Proof that I am still alive
It’s been so nice to have a 4-day weekend, I thought I might actually post something here. No doubt you guys were probably suspecting my untimely death, after I’d gone for so long without posting.
Things that happened since my previous post:
1) I broke a nail
2) I discovered that “California Pizza Kitchen” brand [...]
Things the letters HUH could stand for
1. Hot Underground Happenings
2. Heavy Uranium Huts
3. Hasselhoff’s Ultimate Haircut
4. Halitosis = Unpleasant Hello
5. Huge Unprecedented Headache
Wanted: soft pillow, cool room, silence
I’m getting more and more tired these days!
Little kids never seem to really WANT to take naps; they whine about it even if they really are tired.
Adults sometimes take naps on purpose.
Older folks have naps spontaneously “happen” to them.
I’m becoming increasingly more likely to belong to that third group. Every afternoon I get so [...]
Things the letters POP could stand for
Penguins On Prozac
Poppies Ogling Peonies
Perhaps Onions Pollute
Palpate Olives Privately
Pretend Ohio’s Perplexed
Pie? Ohhhh! Please!!!
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What kind of shower would YOU like?
You’ve all probably heard the old joke about April Showers:
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
(*pause for groan*)
I appreciate the whole idea of knowing the precipitation in advance, but it would be nice if months could bring things I actually use.
For example, September could bring Belgian chocolate cheesecake.
June [...]
A ball of unwashed germ-ridden disease… coming to a store near you!
As you know if you read the Jannaverse, I’ve been sick for the past couple days.
You may want to start buying stock in Kleenex, Excedrin, and Aquafina.
And, if I end up making it to the store this afternoon (ha!), possibly Halls cough drops as well.
I haven’t been outdoors since Friday, when I got to leave [...]
Believe it or not, I still exist
I’m still alive!
I’m sorry I’ve been terrible about posting lately.
I haven’t forgotten this little section of cyberspace. Really I haven’t.
In fact, it’s part of that perpetual “to do” list we all have.
You know what I mean:
1. Do laundry
2. Wear pants
3. Scoop litter box
4. Buy socks
5. Figure out what that smell is
6. Post something on Jantics
7. [...]
Things the letters “WARM” could stand for:
1. Well, Another Rhinoceros Migrates…
2. We’re All Really Miserable
3. Why Are Raisins Moldy?
4. Wayne Ate, Rapidly Munching
5. White And Red = Mauve
6. Wisconsin Almost Reminds Me….
7. Whose Ancient Ruins? Mine?
8. Watch A Rotting Muskrat
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