Random memories of Morgen

Today Morgen (from It’s A Blog Eat Blog World) turns 42!  Go say hi!

Five random memories of Morgen:

1.  When he explained the proper way to pronounce “Watervliet”
2.  When he was trying to figure out what kind of canine was attacking his chickens
3.  Visiting him for lunch in Dowagiac many times, greatly admiring his laptop computer which was worlds better than any techno-thing I owned
4.  Walking along the beach of Lake Michigan, looking for interesting rocks on the shore
5.  Tasting the pomegranate juice and green tea he mixed up for me the last time I visited
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What’s in your box of candy?

mm-candyEveryone seems to have a different idea of what good candy is.

Imagine you got a big box of a variety of chocolates.  The giant heart-shaped box that all “good” boyfriends buy, along with at least a dozen roses and a handwritten love letter detailing the highlights of his exquisite love for you even when you’re sick with the flu and look like a dying alien.

Not that I would know anything about any of that.

Anyway, let’s say you pick up one of the chocolates at random and bite into it.
What kind are you hoping for?
What kind are you hoping you don’t get?

I, personally, love the orange creams, orange jellies, raspberry jellies, and fudge truffles.  I also enjoy a really good salty intense peanut butter.

Caramel is “ok,” as are lemon creams, marshmallow, and salty pecan clusters.

I do not particularly enjoy coconut, chopped walnut gunk, plain boring nougaty fluff, or white chocolate.

Other people’s preferences can be just the opposite.  My mom, for example, loves caramel the best.

What about you?
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Triumphing against the evils of technology

Kyle#2 helped me to beat my printer into shape, so it actually works now!
He did all this remotely, from some site I’ve already forgotten the name of.
Of course, this means if he really wants to, he can probably steal my identity and plagiarize everything I’ve ever written.

Let’s try not to think about that part.

mm-wearThanks, also, to those of you who left comments on my previous post in an attempt to help when my patience was wearing so thin. We should all get together and have tea and cookies sometime.

I’ll be the one wearing all the cat hair.
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I beg for your help before my brain explodes

This is a shameless, blatant cry for help.
Lemme just say that right now.

I tried installing a new printer today and have had a miserable time.

If ANY of you out there can help, or if you know someone who can help, please do something.

Here’s some background information:

This is the very first printer I’ve had with my new computer.
The computer was custom-made for me last summer, and is certainly not outdated in any way.  I promise.  So the problem can’t be that it’s “old.”
The OS is Windows XP.
The printer/scanner is an HP deskjet F4200.

Ok.  Here’s what I did to set it up:
1.  Plugged it in to the electrical outlet (duh)
2.  Plugged in the USB cable.
3.  Turned the “power” button on.
4.  The computer immediately recognized that I’d introduced new hardware, and brought up this nice wizard which guided me through the whole process.  I put in the installation CD and everything went beautifully.  It said the installation was successful.  Then it gave me this window which offered me the opportunity to print a test page:

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I clicked on “Print Sample Page.”
At first it didn’t seem to want to; nothing was responding.
I checked to make sure the cartridges were installed right, and yes, they looked right.  I took them out and put them back in again, just to be sure.

Here’s the window that says YES, the cartridges are correctly installed:

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It didn’t seem to understand that there was paper in the printer, but eventually, YES, it finally printed out a test page.
Everything looked fine.

The problem is that it won’t print out anything from any of my programs at all.

Despite the fact that my “Printers” folder lists it as installed and ready,  (see screencap), none of my programs are recognizing it.

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(BTW, I don’t understand why it’s listing two printers in that window.  I’ve only used this one.)
The black check mark next to the F4200 means it’s selected as the default printer, right??

Yes… see, here’s the window that confirms it’s the default printer:

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Yet, no program will recognize it.

Microsoft Word gives me this:

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My photo-editing software program gives me this:

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And my music composition software gives me this:

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I have restarted the computer.  (Twice, in fact.)
I have turned the printer off, and back on again.  (At least three times).
I have checked to make sure the cables are still connected.  (Yes, they are.)

The frustrating thing is that I’ve now gotten THIS error, which makes no sense because I can SEE that everything’s connected:

printer-3-says-disconnect

I clicked on the “Help Documents”  and got this:

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Notice the options it gives:
1.  Computer not turned on.
Wrong.  Of COURSE it’s turned on.  Here I am, using it to make this blog entry.  I can see the blue light flickering away, like it always does when it’s on.    As a side note, I can also see that the printer itself IS on; the lights are all on, just as they should be.  Nothing is blinking or giving me any warning signs.  Just the regular green lights which say it’s ready.

2.  Computer not connected to the product.
Well, it MUST be connected to the product, because it recognized the new hardware as soon as I plugged the USB cable in.   And it printed out a test page.

3.  Software not installed correctly.
Wrong, because the screen SAID it successfully completed the installation process.

4.  Software installed but not running.
How could this be?  I don’t understand this one either.  The (so-called) “Help” section of the software is running, the “Print test page” thing worked, so certainly there’s no reason the rest of it wouldn’t be running, right?

I took out the installation CD and re-inserted it, and it remembered me.  (Or, rather, the computer remembered the CD.)  I got a window which said “Welcome Back!”

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I am at the end of my rope.

Can any of you explain what’s going on?
Why won’t my printer work the way it’s supposed to?

Those “help” documents aren’t helping at all, and I have quickly grown to loathe them with an intensity usually reserved for onions, worms, and migraines.
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Wordless Wednesday

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Manic Monday: Snow

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Dilbert is my hero

Today’s Manic Monday theme is “office”.

My favorite office humor has got to be Dilbert.
Back in the late 1990′s and early 2000′s, I had an office job, and I really grew to hate it.
My boss was truly dense, and she was also on a constant power trip.  She could also be a bit of a bully.

After a short while, I learned to appreciate the special brand of humor found in the Dilbert universe.

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Frozen Blogger Seeks Hot Chocolate

We could get wind chills of -40 tonight.
Forty below!

What is this, Canada?

Here’s the official Wind Chill Advisory from The Weather Channel:

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This is why my cell smells like brownies

For any of you who are curious how my birthday went, click here to read my post over at The Jannaverse. Thanks very much to all of you who left me good wishes on my blogs and on Facebook and through texting.

The Manic Monday theme for January 12 is “cell”.

If eating chocolate is a crime
You’ll find me in a cell
From now until the end of time
‘Cause “chocolate-free” is hell.

–Janna F.  1-11-09
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Because you’re never too old for condiments

This Sunday is my birthday.
I’m going to be 39, which is way older than I ever thought I would be.
It’ll be interesting to see if anyone does anything.
So far, as far as I know, no plans have been made.
If I end up being all by myself that day, I guess I could always stand by the side of the road with a sign asking strangers to donate their leftover ketchup packets.
And maybe taco sauce too.
Or salt and pepper.

Surprise me.
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