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Here I am…

Hello?  Hello? Hmm…looks like she’s left for the weekend. Mr. Fab here. So…this is Michigan. *sniff* Smells like albino zombie sweat. I found Janna’s key under a fake rock by the back door. Smooth move. Almost fooled me. Her house smells a little like watermelon and malt liquor. Okay first thing to do…find and kill [...]