How did it become December already?
Did I step into a freakish time warp which was cleverly disguised as a Taco Bell? Did they lure me in by promising that they still had the Cheesy Gordita Crunch for a limited time only?
How does time go so fast these days?
Is this really what happens after people turn 40?
I’ll be 41 in January, you know.
Better eat Taco Bell now, before time runs out.