I didn’t feel so well today, and I have no idea why.
Possibly the universe is trying to tell me something.
It could be the following, for instance:
1. Don’t drink an entire liter of diet coke. The chemicals will dissolve a nail, and now they’re dissolving your internal organs. Especially the important ones.
2. It’s time to stop mourning over the fact that Pluto isn’t a planet anymore.
3. That double cheeseburger you ate for lunch? Yeah, that wasn’t really beef.
4. Someone somewhere on the planet hates you.
(They hate ME, I mean. I’m sure no one hates YOU.)
Unless you did something really bad.