You’ve all probably heard the old joke about April Showers:
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
(*pause for groan*)
I appreciate the whole idea of knowing the precipitation in advance, but it would be nice if months could bring things I actually use.
For example, September could bring Belgian chocolate cheesecake.
June could bring comfy new sandals that actually fit my feet.
December could bring wads of fifty-dollar bills.
I hope there’s a month that brings Johnny Depp.
That would really be useful.
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What, they don’t have Depptember where you live?
Posted 15 Jun 2009 at 1:52 pm ¶Hey, nice post, very well written. You should post more about this.
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