1. “So, wait, HOW many gerbils are missing now?”
2. “My new girlfriend looks just like Pauly Shore! See?”
3. “Here, try this. I just found it next to the cat.”
4. “Have you seen my new underwear stain?”
5. “But Mildred LIKES making Chex Mix with Brussels Sprouts!”
6. “When the police get here, tell them my name is Fluffy.”
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Things you don’t want to say after a party?
1. Do you know where I left my clothes?
Posted 16 Mar 2009 at 10:37 am ¶2. Does anyone remember my name?
3. How did I get soap in there?
4. What country is this?
5. Are you sure we’re married?
I hate when the gerbils go missing.
Posted 16 Mar 2009 at 4:23 pm ¶Things you don’t want to hear at a party:
Posted 16 Mar 2009 at 4:56 pm ¶1. “Have you seen my new girlfriend Mildred, who likes making gerbil missles out of Russell’s stained underwear, which she found right next to Fluffy, the cat?”
I’ve tried the Fluffy line before.
It doesn’t work.
Posted 16 Mar 2009 at 8:26 pm ¶Jamie: Funny!
Marilyn: And they always turn up in the last place you look!
Whall: I think I met Mildred last week!
Joe: Drat. I’ll have to try Plan B instead…
Posted 16 Mar 2009 at 9:40 pm ¶Post a Comment