Five Random Thoughts Involving Fire:
1. I wonder how many times people put flaming bags of dog poop on porches last year.
2. If you worked at McDonalds, would you get fired if you brought a Whopper for lunch?
3. How much gunpowder would you have to mix into a cup of yogurt before it would be combustible?
4. It’s been at least ten years since I roasted a marshmallow over a campfire. Suddenly I feel deprived.
5. Was I the only one who thought Barney The Dinosaur needed to get hit by a giant flaming meteor?
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5. You were not alone in thinking that.
Posted 23 Feb 2009 at 8:07 pm ¶We could try out the yogurt thing then feed it to Barney and light him up.
Posted 24 Feb 2009 at 12:31 am ¶What keeps me going is that with the advent of the Internet, YouTube and an endless supply of moronity, I’m pretty sure that I will live to see Barney the Dinosaur sit in a meth lab, mix up yogurt-flavored marshmallow with gunpowder, make it the “secret sauce” on a Whopper and put it in a flaming bag of poop and put on Ronald McDonald’s porch.
With those big feet of his, it should be an easy job to put it out.
Posted 25 Feb 2009 at 5:16 pm ¶Post a Comment