Jantics

The Manic Monday theme is “tradition,” and I kinda had a hard time with it because I really don’t follow many traditions.
I don’t really get into celebrating the whole holiday thing. Meh.

Maybe I should start my own tradition.
What should I do?
Any ideas?

Here are some possibilities:

1) Graph Paper Appreciation Day: Every December 29th, pass out one sheet of graph paper to strangers on the street.

2) Canine Mortimer Day: Every December 30th, all dogs will have their names changed to Mortimer. Just for that one day. No reason.

3) Stealth Peanut Day: Every January 2nd, see how many roasted peanuts you can fit in someone’s clothing before they notice.

4) McIce Day: Every January 4th, give an ice cube to a McDonalds employee as a thank-you present.

5) Utensil Matchmaking Day: Every January 22nd, introduce one of your forks to one of your friends’ spoons. Stay away from the knives. Those guys are nothing but trouble.
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