Jantics

They (whoever “They” are) say “Where there’s a WILL, there’s a way.”

So, here are a list of things I have the “will” to do.  Someone please let me know where the “way” is.

1.  Learn to levitate and fly just by concentrating really hard, even while carrying up to 50 pounds of luggage.

2.  Create a delicious form of chocolate that actually has negative calories and will make you lose one pound for every ounce of it you eat.

 3.  Throw the current political administration into a volcano somewhere.   Preferably an active one.

4.  Learn to control the weather so I can shoot lightning bolts at anyone who hinders my nefarious plan to rule the world.   Or, instead, maybe I could just throw them at people who tailgate me.  I’ll make sure to get out of the way first.
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