1) The roaches have learned to sing barbershop quartets
2) Instead of a terrycloth robe, they provide you with a hazmat suit
3) The TP is just long strips of yesterday’s newspaper taped together
4) Police have marked off part of the room as a crime scene
5) There is at least one stain on the carpet to match every outfit you brought with you
6) The bedside clock is ticking but it’s not plugged in, and there seems to be a lit fuse behind it
7) There are short curly hairs on the bedsheets, along with some empty packets of mustard
8.) The water glass has a sign which says “We might have sanitized this but we can’t remember for sure”.
9) You ask the counter staff what time you have to check out in the morning and they laugh & say “What, you think you’re going to live that long?”
10) The algae in the bathroom changes colors everytime you flush
11) The bedbugs are texting each other.
12) Instead of asking for payment, the owner just wants to be included in your will
13) Instead of a Bible in the desk, there’s an owner’s manual to a 1988 Buick Reatta.
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I think I stayed at this place once!
Posted 13 Dec 2007 at 10:40 am ¶#3 is the reason why I placed the order for tissue! (Which arrived in the nick of time, I might add!)
True story-While on vacation,we checked into a motel with daughter and daughter’s friend.(Both 16) We were just chillin’ when my girl noticed a spot of dried something on the headboard. I yelled “Don’t touch it!! It could be dead sperm!” To which friend replied “I ain’t ‘fraid of no spooge!” They then spent the next hour daring each other to touch it! GROSS!!
Posted 13 Dec 2007 at 11:04 am ¶Lynda: Me too!
Metalmom: LOL!! Well, would you rather touch LIVE sperm? Actually I think it’s a toss-up. (Get it? toss? HA!)
Posted 13 Dec 2007 at 2:30 pm ¶When I was in college, my mom & I drove home from Virginia to Kentucky one summer. The car blew a tire. We changed the tire. The car blew a second tire. No more spare. On a holiday weekend. We had to get a hotel room in the middle of nowhere.
Posted 13 Dec 2007 at 3:34 pm ¶It was definitely a no-tell mo-tel.
Blue shag carpeting that not only covered the floors but went half-way up the walls! And a bed that had “magic fingers”
And a built-in bottle opener in the bathroom!
Very scary.
Morgen: I’ve stayed in motels before that had “Magic Fingers” beds! Never tried any of them, but it always made me curious!
Posted 13 Dec 2007 at 7:31 pm ¶I want the location of the motel that has a 98 Saturn owners manual in the nightstand.
Posted 14 Dec 2007 at 3:36 pm ¶Marilyn: I think it’s in Nebraska.
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