Jantics

I’m a sucker for buffets.
Ever hear the standup comedy of John Pinette? I’m kinda like that too. He loves buffets and has the most hilarious things to say about waiting in line.
For example, there’s the fact that the line is frequently held up by slow skinny people who take forever trying to decide what they want.
So true.

Here’s a list of ten things that would be on the ideal party buffet, in my opinion:

1. Crab cakes
2. Stuffed mushrooms
3. Swedish meatballs
4. BBQ ribs
5. Mini bagel pizzas
6. Mini burritos with hot sauce
7. Mini egg rolls
8. Jalapeno-cheddar poppers
9. Chocolate truffles
10. Cherry cheesecake
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Mmmm…
I hope the skinny people hurry up.
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