I just mentioned that I’ll be co-hosting Morgen’s radio show next week.
Here are thirteen things I promise NOT to say on the air:
1. “So, how many french fries can you fit beneath your armpits before they all turn into a bunch of mush?”
2. “This thing in the litter box is really starting to grow.”
3. “What’s the capital of Ecuador?”
4. “Let’s do jello shots!”
5. “All hail Emperor Spongebob!”
6. “Here, just a sec…. I wanna see if I can belch the alphabet…”
7. “The world would be a much better place if we all ate spaghetti at the same time. Like right now, for example.”
8. “I bet I can stare at the ceiling longer than you can!”
9. “I’m in the witness protection program. Call me Trixie Marie.”
10. “I’ve never had sauerkraut, but I hear it really makes you fart. A lot.”
11. “Actually, come to think of it, I might have tried sauerkraut once when I was really young, but I don’t remember if it made me fart or not. I was probably too busy gagging.”
12. “If I spoke Italian, would lasagna taste better?”
13. “Gotta go. I have to drive to Florida so I can stalk someone.”
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Thursday Thirteen on my other blogs:
Jantrails: 13 things I have never done
Jannaverse: 13 things that would be bad to find in your refrigerator
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Comments 5
really…only number four?
for crying out loud I just spelled “odor” wrong on word verification….
Posted 22 Nov 2007 at 12:29 am ¶This would’ve been scarier had I not said eight of those things by 11 am this morning…
Posted 22 Nov 2007 at 9:43 pm ¶considering my anti-spam word is “fart” I think all bets are off for what may come out of you on the air next week, Trixie Marie
Posted 22 Nov 2007 at 10:44 pm ¶Marie is Jasmine’s middle name too!
I like sauerkraut. I especially like to hear Jasmine go on and on and on about how awful it smells while I eat it with some really good sausage and mustard. It’s not for everybody though… if you do like it you should try it as a pizza topping… but since you don’t, that’s probably out.
Posted 23 Nov 2007 at 4:52 pm ¶Katherine: Well, #13 is a surprise…
TenaciousB: Good job!
Morgen: LOL!
Marilyn: I’m with Jasmine. That stuff DOES smell pretty darn bad. Really bad. Really REALLY super bad. And I can’t even begin to imagine the horrors of it being on pizza.
Posted 26 Nov 2007 at 2:27 pm ¶Post a Comment