Thirteen things I promise NOT to drop down your pants

1. Refried beans

2. Scrap metal

3. Rabid ferret

4. Lit match*

5. Tomato soup

6. Oprah

7. Live piranha

8. Autographed picture of Orlando Bloom

9. Ice sculpture of Mussolini

10. Algae

11. Corn Flakes

12. Dynamite*

13. Spray paint

(Note: I especially promise not to combine #4 and #12. You’re welcome.)

Thursday Thirteen on my other blogs:
Jannaverse: Thirteen things no one has ever said to me
Jantrails: Thirteen ways to spell that feeling you get in your nose right before you sneeze
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Comments 5

  1. *pixie* wrote:

    Thank you.

    Posted 25 Oct 2007 at 4:36 pm
  2. Janna wrote:

    You’re welcome. :)

    Posted 25 Oct 2007 at 9:32 pm
  3. meloncutter wrote:

    I made note of the fact that you said nothing about hands. Was that a freudian slip?

    By the way your anti spam word for this comment was….. STICKY.

    I think that was a definite freudian thingy.

    Hands + down pants = sticky.

    I just had to make a comment when I saw that word verification word.

    HMMMMMMMM

    Later Y’all.

    Posted 27 Oct 2007 at 8:21 pm
  4. meloncutter wrote:

    My God. The next anti spam word that came up (pardon the pun) was DRIP.

    This thing is going to keep me here all night.

    Holy Crap.

    Later Y’all Again.

    Posted 27 Oct 2007 at 8:23 pm
  5. jabba wrote:

    I dunno, corn flakes can be delightfully crunchy…as can scrap metal!

    P.S. My word is heat.

    Posted 31 Oct 2007 at 5:18 am

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