Jantics

Apparently there’s a blogging convention coming up in a few months.
It’s going to be in Vegas.
I’d love to go and meet all the superstar bloggers, but I just can’t afford it. Plus I’m not too good with getting around in big unfamiliar cities. Vegas always looks cool in pictures, though. It’s sizzling with energy and lights and excitement. I don’t get to sizzle much here in Michigan, unless it’s from the summer heat. And I hate that.
Assuming I had a bunch of money (like, say, a check for three billion) dropped in my lap sometime in the next few minutes, though, I’d definitely consider putting the Vegas trip on my itinerary. I can use part of the windfall to hire my own personal chauffeur and guide.

Must remember to NOT gamble away my three billion at the casinos.
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