Jantics

I need a vacation.
Yes, I know I just got back from visiting Morgen and Lee, but I mean a real vacation where I actually travel more than two hours away from home.
Actually, once you get past the ungodly heat and the alligators and the swamps and the drug dealers and the shootings and the hurricanes, Florida sounds like a nice place to visit. Really. I hear the palm trees are nice. Plus there’s that whole Atlantic Ocean thing that surrounds them. Michigan doesn’t have any oceans. We have the Great Lakes, which is sort of similar, only smaller, colder, not as salty and with fewer seashells. Plus we don’t have any sharks.
I’ll have to give this some thought.
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