I just got a piece of spam in my e-mail, the subject line of which was “You don’t have to be over 40 and alone!”
Really? Am I on some mailing list for lonely pathetic people? ‘Cause I AM all alone and sadly lacking a significant other. Nice of the faceless spam entities to notice that and feel compelled to help. By the way, how do they know I’m alone? Have they been peering in my windows while I cry myself to sleep from sheer loneliness?
I am, however, NOT over forty.
Repeat, NOT over forty.
Though I suppose I will be soon enough.
When I reach that point, it’s comforting to know that there are faceless spam entities who have my best interests at heart.
Feel the love.
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Are you sure you’re not over forty?
Cuz you seem to be quite defensive about that little factoid.
Speaking as an over-forty-something, I just get the V!agra e-mails. Do they think that putting an ! instead of an i that my gmail spam-filter won’t catch it? Because it does! Nyah!
Oh, my anti-spam word here is “ripper”
Posted 05 Jun 2007 at 1:37 pm ¶where did you get that one, eh?
I’m not over forty YET!
Posted 09 Jun 2007 at 7:37 pm ¶Though I often feel like 90.
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