Here I am…

Hello? Hello?

Hmm…looks like she’s left for the weekend.

Mr. Fab here.

So…this is Michigan. *sniff* Smells like albino zombie sweat.

I found Janna’s key under a fake rock by the back door. Smooth move. Almost fooled me.

Her house smells a little like watermelon and malt liquor.

Okay first thing to do…find and kill the cats.

Here kitty kitty…

Janna wrote:
That’s not albino zombie sweat, it’s cat piss.
Common mistake.
Posted 03 Jun 2007 at 3:57 pm ¶
mo wrote:
Albino Zombie Sweat

Sounds like a new alt-rock band.
Or a new beverage to order at the coolest clubs.

Bartender: “What’ll it be?”
Janna: “An Albino Zombie Sweat, please.”
Mo: “Ew, how can you drink those? They taste just like cat piss!”
Janna: “They go great with Doritos XD-13!”
Posted 05 Jun 2007 at 1:31 pm ¶
Janna wrote:
Mo: I still can’t believe you didn’t like the Doritos.
Posted 09 Jun 2007 at 7:41 pm ¶

Jantics